Saturday, June 18, 2011

Fuck Bar Dynamite

Hey,

So Mom's might be oissed but I decided t st art writing on the web again.

First topic: Fuck Bar Dynamite
Why?
The bouncer is a dick.

No reason to go into it. I hope these internets have an AWESOME night.

-Ryan

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Hey Google!!!!

I know you guys care more about your stock prrice than being evil. Thats cool. How about you provide relevant links to keep the price up eh?

I just searched for "padres spring training" and got a FULL PAGE of links to ad sites. For the life of me I couldn't find a legit link to anything about the 2011 spring season or tickets. It was all ad agencies, and spammers. Your engineering team is failing to pathetic marketing people. Why would I invest in your company if you can't outwit any tard with a web server????

This is after a MAJOR break in gmail that wasn't fixed for 2 1/2 months. Since you contact page has ZERO information for "free loaders" (aka people that buy things online, but don't click on your ads, and recommend technical services to their friends and family) like me that actually drive your business, about how to give feedback on your engine, it is aparant that GOOGLE NO LONGER CARES ABOUT CONTRIBUTING. You are riding the laurels of engineering feats that were accomplished 10 years ago.

Over it.
-Ryan

Monday, June 23, 2008

6 days and counting...

I can't wait to get out of this little grey box.

In 6 days, Nideffer, Beau-dog, and I roll out. We are looking at around 4000 miles round trip, into the heart of Mexico. We've made big plans are currently getting the final paperwork sorted out. Roommates and I are preparing for a send off that will likely upset the neighbors. Check out the flyer:

Yeah, I know. It's sweet.